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(Such a narcissistic sounding email, but it was available so I grabbed it)
For press & publicity:
please contact me.For speaking and event booking:
please contact me.For TV and film engagements:
please contact me. (What? It could happen.)For all other inquiries:
please contact… oh you know.
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